Here's another true, but unpopular fact from your dear, ILL uncle; Coldplay is fucking awesome. Deal with that, tough guys (and indie-art fucks)! They are. For some reason they are the greatest band that it's super cool to hate. But do yourself a favor; quit hating for a minute, and actually listen to a Coldplay album. Any album. Listen and feel yourself fall a little deeper in love with your sweetheart or yearn for a second chance with the one (or if you're like me; the many) who got away. Yeah, it's bitch music. So? I say, embrase your inner bitch e'ery once in a while! I straight up listen to this shit while I binge on bon-bons and cry real human tears.
Really. They're great. Every song is perfectly crafted. If I could have any singing voice in the world, it would be Chis Martin's. Can you imagine the amount of trim you could pull if you could sing like that?
Chill the fuck out, non-conformists. I love Coldplay and aint scurred to say it.
Now, I'll post some back-in-the-day shit to remind yall that I'm not to be fucked with.
Love you, bitches.
-ILLER
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